Please.

11y:

feefeeri:

so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store
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but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
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i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation

I CANT BELIEVE JULIO IS FUCKING TUMBLR FAMOUS

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tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

ultrafacts:

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sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

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tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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h-ound:

I wish I remembered more from this show

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